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bella is “a human” and edward is a “gorgeous and elegant vampire, with strength and abilities that are nothing less than supernatural.”  calm down, volvo e-newsletter.

p.s. guess how many of my unread emails are volvo e-newsletters?

yumwatch:

caro:johncarney:

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caseydonahue:

Ran into these guys on the train. They win Halloween.

I think I like this even better than the movie.

thediaryofsuricruise:

“It’s a little too long, but fuck it. I look good. Look Book good. Come quickly, mother! We need the credit card because we’re buying out the entire supply. No one is allowed to out shine me this Halloween. Nope. No dice. No way. No how.”

I like her style.

related.

marseeah:

Here’s My Blog made a jack o’lantern of a jack o’lantern.

Oh yeah!  Check it out.  It’s cuter all lit up.

thedailywhat:

• Above: Zombie wedding cake. (via.)

This is it.  My dream wedding.

My brother is the best.  Wait til you hear Dylan sing “The First Noel.”

What do you say to parents who think the Wild Things film may be too scary?
Sendak: I would tell them to go to hell. That’s a question I will not tolerate…If they can’t handle it, go home. Or wet your pants. Do whatever you like. But it’s not a question that can be answered.

i’m so so excited for this movie.

on my way out of the library, the security guard clicked on his little flashlight.  instinctively, i offered him the back of my hand.

“oh, someone thinks they’re at the club.  what club is this?  you going to the club tonight?  see you there.”

katie, he’s not checking for a blacklight stamp.  he wants to shine his little flashlight inside your bag, to see if you’re smuggling library books.

• one large iced coffee + banana
• one small hot coffee
• one sudafed, swallowed dry during class
• another sudafed, swallowed with a handful of water from the bathroom (that’s gross, sorry)
• one diet coke with a splash of lemonade
• another sudafed, washed down with diet coke lemonade refill

(i have a cold, see?)  anyway, nap time.